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fstw:

Me: *posts a picture once a month*
Me: wtf why am I not Instagram famous yet

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

isnt:

im back and straighter than ever

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

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oomshi:

rupsidaisy:

tagged by romanhusky here are my 5 best selfies that i could find on my blog because im lazy from short hair to long hair featuring blondie

i am tagging oomshi odair kevinkinky- and lameborghini

Who is she ?

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies